Uncontrollable laughter pt. 2

If you haven't gone to Czech Stop, you need to go tonight. If you don't know what it is, let me enlighten you. Czech Stop is this tiny little gas station about an hour and a half south of us in the small town of West, TX, near where that plant blew up or whatever happened a while back. What's so great about it isn't the gas prices, it's the gas station food. They have these amazing pastry things called kolaches, and they defy explanation. They're sort of like danishes, but not as sweet, and better. Anyway, it's something of a tradition to make the 3+ hour road trip to Czech Stop in the middle of the night, preferably the night before a major exam. So that's exactly what Wyatt, Andrew O'Brien, and I did last semester.

Now when you're on a three hour road trip, you're not going to sit in silence. For the first half of the leg down there we played music, then we talked about which power you would have if you had to choose between air bending, water bending, earth bending, or fire bending. I said water bending, but it all depends on how fine a control we're talking here. I mean, do I have control of water at the molecular level? The droplet level? The snowball level? And how far do my powers extend? As far as I can see? Do I have to be touching the water? This isn't a simple question.

Then we turned to one of my favorite games, Make It Or Break It. The idea behind Make It Or Break It is that we are all terrible, shallow people. It goes like this. Say you're dating a girl, and she's perfect in every way. But she ____________. Fill in the blank with some flaw, and everyone playing has to decide whether they will stay in the relationship (make it) or dump her (break it). For example: You're dating a girl, and she's perfect in every way, but once a week, for fifteen minutes, she tries her absolute hardest to kill you. Make it or break it? Or you're dating a girl, and she's perfect in every way, but she makes you switch to Boost Mobile. Make it or break it? Obviously this game can get really complicated really fast. There are some that are super long and complex, but I won't go into them because they're kind of inappropro.

So we were playing Make It Or Break It, and one of us came up with one that we will aways remember. I don;t remember who said it, but it went like this: You're dating a girl, and she's perfect in every way, but when she has an orgasm she screams like the Nazgul from Lord of the Rings. Make it or break it? That alone was enough to get us laughing harder than we had ever laughed, but then someone looked up a soundbite of a Nazgul screaming. (Here's a clip of a Nazgul screaming in case you've never seen the movies https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rtI86rgZ9I). I can honestly say that it was the funniest thing that has ever happened to me. I really don't know how Andrew's car stayed on the road.

But the laughing is only half the story. You see, this incident happened a short time after BYX Big/Little reveal, and I had only just learned that Andrew was my big. This was the first road trip we had ben on as big and little, and it was a great bonding experience for the both of us. At least, I know it was for me. We have become really close since then, and I attribute a lot of that to the fact that our relationship "began" with laughter.